Moantones, Orgasmatones, etc
Musical ringtones work fine for 90% of all ringtone users. However, the remaining 10% want experiments - and incidentally it looks like they were the driving force behind a wider adoption of MP3-enabled phones. These varioustones come in several flavors:
- Human Relationships(a mild name for sex-related content): moantones, orgasmatones, groantones. All these terms mean the same thing (should we tell you which one?) If you have extra cash, you can even get a personalized moantone. Now that's the free market! Strangely enough, we haven't seen anything like kisstones. Too 1950?
- Body Functions Though they don't have official names, we would call them: farttones, belchtones. Tastes differ, but we were surprised to see a whole lot of such audio files being converted through our ringtone conversion system Convert-Ringtones. However, we haven't come across personalized, let's say, belchtones. (Yet?)
- Spiritual Tones Religious people may find interesting ringtones with mantras, quotes from the holy texts or just hints like "Leave your anger hehind". These tones are usually prepared by religious foundations, and profits from selling such ringtones go either to the foundations, or to charity.
- Phone Tones Yes, the sounds of old-fashioned phones ringing. These sounds, however, are much more expensive than usual ringtones! For example, as of October 2, 2005 these ringtones cost from 5 to 6 British Pounsds (yes, pounds!), i.e. 9-10 US dollars. Not bad for the sound of [an old piece of junk?] something you won't find in a department store anymore.
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